I don’t date, but if I did the last person on my list would be the unsigned, Virginian, murderous singer-songwriter Megan Huddleston.

Yes, murderous. She has this thing about boyfriends who cheat, dump her or otherwise don’t do as she pleases. So she stabs them, buries them or otherwise rids herself of the problem.

Hard to find fault with that because men are cochons and get what they deserve. But why is she unsigned?